Valyn

What is Valyn?


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A frail, confused boy who lacks the ability to pleasure women. Often dirty and unkempt, this oddity is so vapid and lacking in personality the he is forced to create a fantastic and utterly unbelievable persona which he hides his heroin chic body behind in hopes that no one will notice what a sad, unloved, shell of a human being he is.

Much like a lycanthrope sheds its' human form during a full moon, at night, a curios thing happens to Valyn; donning the clothing of a woman and the skin and grooming habits of a prepubescent boy, he hits the town with the intention to spread his disease to as many human males as possible. Of coarse, this proves difficult, considering the physical aesthetics of Valyn, so he is forced to throw himself at the most inebriated specimen he encounters.

Valyn preys on stupidity, so he is a fierce threat for the weak minded. He goes after those who he most closely relates to; the outcasts, the freaks and the mentally handicapped tend to be his favorite subjects.

Sometimes he can draw in a few "normal" people, and by the time they realize just how obnoxious and disgusting he is, they are trapped in his web of dirt and insanity. Some find it almost impossible to distance themselves once this has happened, and they feel utterly trapped. What they don't realize is Valyn is more than encouraged by attention, he feeds on it. If everyone would ignore this loser, it would eventually crawl back into it's world of shame and sorrow, where it would eventually wither and die.

"I'm Valyn, I'm a beautiful woman, absolutely faboo! I smell like garbage and have the facial structure of a decomposing turtle."

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