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When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank
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If a female does not enter within 10 seconds of a porno that is showing naked males it is a gay film but if a female enters the film wit..
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After sex the girl leaves to go to the bathroom, promptly shit under her pillow and leave quickly for her to find the present later.
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