Vampiric Irrigation

What is Vampiric Irrigation?


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When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

See vampire, ass, booty, badonkadonk, arse


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