What is Van Loon?
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A large amount of mass, which rivals the sun.
Tub of diabetic lard, which has society value wat so ever.
Bitch so ugly a mexican would marry not marry for citizenship.
A thing which the devil fears, but it is to much of a dumb retard to figure out.
Although some assembly required cock always happens to come with it.
Occupation:
Synonums: Bitch, hypocrit, FUCKING MEXICAN WANNA BE, The it or giant TIT.
Your acting like such a van loon!
(Warning: using this term may condem the person in question to an eternity to hell!)
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An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.
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a person or event that involves copius amounts of sex, booze, drugs and/or unintentional nudity
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A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.
"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's to..