What is Van Wert?
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A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.
"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
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Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.
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The cornhole, or as it's more commonly known, the Booty Hole
I just jackhammered Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole, and it was amazi..
