Van Winkle

What is Van Winkle?


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Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle

Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!

See facial, cum shot, hot carl, snowball


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