What is Van Yoak?
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A term frequently used to describe quiet but troublesome Russian boys who often quote Shakespeare while engaging in primate-like behavior. Despite the fact that they are sometimes difficult to please, most women find them to be strangely irresistable. Although they are easily frustrated and may threat to "buff you with their bodies!", one short strip tease is all one needs to do to coax them into blissful submission. They respond to the names "Mikey, Michael, Michael ___ Jones! (when spoken to sternly), little squirrel, goofball, Pansy!, and Yoakface).
Man, that Van Yoak...he just makes me want to tear my clothes off and get buck WILD!
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The fusion of those four states everyone gets confused: Idaho, Ohio, Iowa, and Indiana
So, you live in Iowa? Idaho? Ohio? No, I live in..
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- the most adorable boy alive
- best boyfriend a girl could ask for
- also known as bebecakes, sweetheart, love-dove, love of alyssa&a..
