Vanilla Blindfold

What is Vanilla Blindfold?

It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.

I gave that bitch a vanilla blindfold.

I skeeted on her face and she got a vanilla blindfold.

See skeet, spray, cum, sticky, gooey

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