Varnished Monkey

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Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"

Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

See muscles, grease, greece, idiots, tan, xbox tan

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