What is Varnished Monkey?
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Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"
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most amazing guy in the world.
jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.
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the state of being inclined to observe; having the ability to observe well on a consistent basis - a more general form of observant
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