What is Velcrofart?
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a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
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a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.
person: hey look, it's uncl..
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A clit so huge in size it resembles a penis.
"Full moon, half moon, Turbo Clit"
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Cuasterixt = C-u-*-t = Cunt, despite asterisk being mispelled.
1. Female genitalia or;
2. Derogitory term used to insult someone.
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