Velcrofart

What is Velcrofart?

1.

a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.

Bert - Christ who ripped that one?

Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...

See turdwayman, mortar, uri geller smeller
37

Random Words:

Yopis
1. swedish/norweigan ass cheese damn that kid has some serious yopis coming out of his panties See cheese, swedish, ass cheese, panties..
Read more
^_~
1. You use this when you're actually winking someone. Person1: You sexy! Person2: ^_~ See ^.~, ~_^, ~.^, ;), -_^ 2. When you wink..
Read more
Rudolph Thong
1. A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found' Guy #1: He..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free