What is Velcrofart?
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a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
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A really loose worn out vag.
I was hittin' that shit but her meatbasket was too loose broh!..
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rope to hang black folks back in the day
grab ur six shooter and ill get my "lynching rope"
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Another way of saying to go have gaysex
I'm gonna go have Discreet Encounters now
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