What is Velcrofart?
1.
a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
See
Random Words:
1: "Look, he
failed the test again, what a fagget"
2: "Thats REALLY funny... fagget"
3. "My computer is being a ..
1.
Pooping in a urinal
Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.
See poop, pooping, messy, hot ca..
