What is Velcrofart?
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a Velcrofart describes the situation where, to pluck an example out of thin air, a bloke called Binkie has been ordered out of the Dandy Lion Arms, because the fumes from his Arse are upsetting the licensee's children, but when he re-enters the bar, the gut-wrenching stench follows him back in.
Bert - Christ who ripped that one?
Sam - Oh No! Binkie's dropped another velcrofart; they stick to him like Bud Flanagan used to stick to Chesney Allen ...
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The Armenian way to say "Fuck you!"
Toun barab glir yes. Kounem kez! (Translation: You're an empty cock. Fuck you!..
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the tendency of this website to reject definitions out of arbitrary shortsightedness.
Well, Frank, I find this site to be very urbanrej..
