Velvet Acid Christ

What is Velvet Acid Christ?


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A very crappy, bland "industrial, EBM, blah blah blah..." band (if you could call it that)from Colorado. The Lead singer, sampler, shithead didn't even graduate high school yet points the finger on how the "mainstream" is a bunch of stupid sheep, meanwhile he gets most of his information via youtube or other unreliable online resources. Other than that his music sucks, it's the basic 4/4 beat with stupid crappy samples from star trek, david fincher films or anime, not just a couple second sample mind you, rather a whole scene to set "atmosphere." That's where the nickname Velveeta Ass Cheese comes in. To really piss them or their clones off say how eating meat is awesome, cause they all eat hot dogs when no one looks.

Cyber goth:" WOW! I just purchased the latest Velvet Acid Christ CD, it has a cure cover on it and the whole cd deals with animal rights and since i'm a vegan it really means a lot to me and PETA(fraud)"

Self respecting person opens their trench coat only to find CHEESE FILLED HOT DOGS!

Cyber goth:"NOOOOOOOO!!"

See peta, ebm, vegan, hot dogs


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