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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
My parents hung out with Oprah, Demi, Ashton, Bono,..
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The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey&apo..
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The series of events or tasks that lead up to the eventual consumption or celebration of Klondike bars
It took a lot of klondike ger bl..
