What is Victor Meldrew?
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A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.
In one episode, Victor Meldrew flew off the handle at this young couple for attempting to have sex in his loungeroom and ended up buried up to his neck in his back yard by the young guy.
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A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.
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Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.
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