Vida E Cafe Edit Meaning

1. To stick a cork up a seagull's ass, and wait for him to crap it out and feed it to your girlfriend. EX.1 "I was on the beach ..

1. He does walk at midnight! But he runs at noon. ...Midnight...and the hobos are walking! See person yo-yo..

1. A lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much Jack Straw's Pizza. Often occurs in an office or classroom setting. "..