What is Viking Curtain Suprise?


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When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night

Sally - oh my god, no, what?

Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE

Sally - Thats horrific

Charl - Yes, it was

See viking, curtain, suprise, pubic, vagina


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