What is Vince?
1.
A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.
Man, he's a total Vince.
I'm gonna get vinced tonight!!
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2.
To do something in a half-ass quality or just don't do something at all and luck out.
"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.
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3.
1sensitive 2shy around girls 3makes an ass of himself alot 4people usually make fun of him 5musican 6people have different opinions on how he looks
he's such a vince
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4.
To clog the bowl when smoking pot.
Your friend passes you the pipe and it's clearly clogged. You would exclaim "Dude! You just handed me a Vinced bowl!"
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5.
1.(adj) Vince is a term used to describe someone who is straight, but acts gay in a joking or accidental manner.
"Hey, you guys wanna go to the ashlee simpson concert with me?"
"Fuck that, thats so vince"
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6.
The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
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7.
A massive tool who always does whatever you tell him to.
Charles: Oh my god he's married to someone on facebook! What a tool!
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
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