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When someone is first learning how to snowboard and they are scared shittless to attempt carving, so they go all the way down the slope ..
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Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because th..
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A frozen Vampire's Teabag (used bloody tampon) that forms a nutritious iron rich snack.
'I was hungry so i took a vampire&apo..
