Vitaphilia

What is Vitaphilia?

1.

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attractionto living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.

Ex. 1

Dude1: Dude! I'd totally bangthat chick!

Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}

Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}

Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}

See zombie, necro, vita, philia, vore, eat, brains

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