Voltage

What is Voltage?


1.

Mountain Dew's weight gainer drink that was cunningly disguised as a delicious blue soda which they happened to release sometime during bathingsuit season 2008. the name Voltage was derived from the fact that they jampacked the calories of 6 sodas into 1 can of soda...Voltage will make you very fat, very fast.

Q: does this Voltage make my ass look fat?

A: yes. very.

See mountain dew, bikini, soda, sugar, calories, blue

2.

As in, "TaC°Voltage". The best. Ever. A genius god.

Also used:

Someone who plays lots of games and yet has time for an equal amount of sports

"TaC°Voltage owned me so bad..."

or

"Damn man, he's sporty and smart... a regular voltage..."

See anonymous

3.

A drunken welshman who likes to ride his bicycle

F**k me you ride like a voltage


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