Vulcan Handshake

What is Vulcan Handshake?


1.

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"

Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

See sex, vulcan, handshake, orgasm, vagina, trigasm

2.

The act of two females uniting vajines in a punnanny wiggle

My crotch really burns after a vigorous vulcan handshake

See lesbian, carpet eater, dyke, bull dyke, butch


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