Zecret Edit Meaning

1. The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..

1. This is an uncommon slang term for masturbation. It is refering to the ancient Egyptian creation myth in which the god Amun masturbated ..

1. To use excessive amounts of tape on a Christmas (or any other holiday) present. Usually causes the person unwrapping such a present to h..