What is Zeekers?
Zeekers are always right.
A Zeeker should be respected by all non-Zeekers.
A Zeeker is one who zeeks.
What the art of zeeking is, is at this time unknown.
A Zeeker must first pass the 5 Trials of Zeek.
What these trials are is unknown, the Zeekers have to decide what the hell zeeking is first, don't rush them.
-"Those are some bad-ass Zeekers right ther'!"
-"Keep zeeking, yo."
-"You can't test my zeekage. Don't try. I said don't. Stop trying, yo!"