Zenith Envy

What is Zenith Envy?

1.

The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)

This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.

See penis envy, tv, super bowl, fear, plasma
38

Random Words:

Tylah
1. The lesser known 5th Beatle. In fact responsible for writing and singing every Beatle Hit. Also very good at Kung-fu and known to kick b..
Read more
Ajish
1. A sex machine; derived from the latin term, "a-jizz". Ajish can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb. Oh man, he is one great ..
Read more
Gwilliams
1. (NOUN) The art of being a tactless; womanising, geekish, sped. Did you see that totally hot guy, jenny? No way...he was a total Gwilli..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free