What is Zensturbation?
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The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself into an orgasm.
I've known a few women who claimed to be capable of zensturbation, but I've never met a man who could do it.
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An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies...
