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The penis (as opposed to the upper, real brain, which is located in your skull). Used as a metaphor for male sexual urges. "Thinkin..
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Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, pa..
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The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of po..