Zesty Queso

What is Zesty Queso?


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when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up a bit. while theyre caught off guard turn around and immediately fart in their face.

so i was fucking this chick right, she told me she wanted a facial. so i said sure would you like it spiced up a bit? she said yes so i proceeded to give her a full serving of zesty queso.

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