What is Zesty Tango?
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A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
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To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.
I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night..
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Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face
After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride...