Zesty Tango

What is Zesty Tango?


1.

A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski

Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!

See martial art


95

Random Words:

1. the area(s) of intercourse through moving caused heat, and left redness b ehind, intensely. in response to sex through longevity of mot..
1. It's what happens when your mouse literally goes crazy. If you so much as move it, it will fly all over-- clicking everything and ..
1. Sending a text message for no particular reason other than to "say hello". A play on the words "attention" or "..