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An item of office stationery occasionally used as a dildo.
Gladys: " Doris, have you seen my Prit Stick?"
Doris: "Erm..
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being a douchebag
When he was drunk he thought it was cool, but in reality he was just pissing on Wrigley.
See douche, douchebag, piss..