What is Ziplocked?
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The act of putting a ziplog bag over your finger and fingering your ass or someone else's ass. The ziplog bag is used so your finger doesn't smell like ass.
My friend and I were having phone sex last night and he totally ziplocked himself while I was talking to him.
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