Zolnops

What is Zolnops?

A form of erected nipples that pop out of your shirt. When they pop out they either scream

"YOUR MOM" , "LADDIE!" or their favorite "OLE A LA FIESTA"

If you wish you can dress them up with sombreros or any other outfit.

"Hey Kaitlyn, Rachel, Hannah doesnt that history teacher have Zolnops?"

"Yea Jackie he does have Zolnops, maybe we should put a sombrero on it!"

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