Zombie Jesus

What is Zombie Jesus?


1.

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

2.

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.

Romans - Get him!!!

Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

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3.

The zombified version of Jesus

"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"

4.

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

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