What is Zombie Jonathan?
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A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.
Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.
Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.
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African-American hillbillies, particularly those who have a secret wish to be of Caucasian ancestry.
Man, that dude is so w-hibbely bib..
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When a girl jacks off a guy with pine tar on her hand to get a good grip. This ultimately leads to ripping your penis off.
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