Zombie Jonathan

What is Zombie Jonathan?

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

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Zimple

1. a pimple or zit combined i woke up this morning and had a huge zimple on my face. See pimple, zit, whitehead, boil, blackhead, flipp ..

Folded Bologna

1. An extremely classy term for a vagina. Most commonly used by the most civilized of gentleman. Man, she had some dry folded bologna! Se..

Horse-collared

1. To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar. John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone See tack..

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