What is Zombie Jonathan?
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A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.
Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.
Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.
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Someone who seriously needs to be donkey-punched.
Tell that tall-skinny-faggot he's mine...