Zombie Jonathan

What is Zombie Jonathan?

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

See zombie, jonathan, i, like, turtles, waterfront, village, scary, lol

Dewart

1. A complete an utter faggot. That guy blowing the clown is such a Dewart. See fag, faggot, cocksucker, bitch, asshole..

Ewrecktion

1. When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch. I was hard & ready to ..

W00tbeer

1. what you drink after you own another team i just spilt w00tbeer all over myself See w00tang..

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