Zompkin

What is Zompkin?

The act of giving a blumpkinto a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie.

Guy: What's wrong?!

Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!

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