What is Zone Alarm?
A kick anus Firewall, that keeps the hackers away cos nobody wants hackers, eh gringo?
Hacker: Ha ha, I am going to hack you! Ha ha
Me: Think again buddy, with my trusty Zone Alarm super-strength firewall, your hackng days are over. Hahaha.
Hacker: NOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!