What is Zoof?
1.
A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
2.
To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
See
Random Words:
1.
Totaly hot lead singer of the band Inme!
Omg Dave Mcpherson is so fit, i would fuck him.
See bex..
1.
The male private parts.
"I burned my front bits on the grittle when I was making pancakes naked."
2.
the way a Brit explain..