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A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates.
Hairdresser: How was your blind date?
Samantha: Totally boring..
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A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.
"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."..
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What the tea boy gets told if he starts to argue abotu making the coffee.
"No, I'm not. I made it already"
"Yesyou..