Zylaf Edit Meaning

1. please grow up and do not write stupid shit about me online, and gee i wonder who had the time to do this? get off frankie fame's ..

1. Masturbation/wanking when a lad decides its time to bash up again "dude im bashing up, ive gone without for 2 days now" See..

1. a hypothetical tool used to gauge the gnarliness of ones actions Holy smokes, did you see that aerial maneuver, Johnny's gnarmomet..