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There is no way something is going to happen
You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!
See chance, he..
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Depressing AND Pessimistic
"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depress..
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When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion
OMG!..