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A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.
I swiftly stuck my penis into her ..
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When you take an empty water bottle (usually the half-liter size) and begin twisting it in the center while the top is still on. Once y..
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The art of Hank Hill'ing it in your driveway. Mostly consisting of drinking brews and watching your hot neighbor jogging- excuse me..