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This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning..
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Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard.
John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc..
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The act of masturbating to ones own image
"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"
See narc..