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(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.
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The perfect pregame drink: grab a pint glass, fill it halfway with Keystone Light. Obtain a bottle of Root Beer Schnapps, pour a couple..
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The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.
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