Y.a.n.g.b.

What is Y.a.n.g.b.?


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an acronym for a terrible thing for a woman to say to a smitten man-"you're a nice guy, but..." it usually means that the woman in question wouldn't be caught dead with the poor dope, but she doesn't want to make him mad or sad, for whatever reason. this phrase is right up there with the more well-known saying "can't we just be friends?", which of course means "i don't want to know you exist, but i don't want you to think i'm a bitch just because i wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth." ladies, girls, women of the world, can't you turn us down politely and let us know you're just not interested in a romantic relationship with us?

larry-"hey, uh, carrie, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me sometime, like out to dinner or to a movie or somethin'"

carrie-"gee, larry, you're a nice guy, but i don't think i can go out with you because (insert lame reason here.)"

LATER THAT DAY-

carrie, to her friends-"holy crap, can you believe that big fat ugly stupid dork had the nerve to ask me out? what does he think, i'm a blind desperate retard?"

MEANWHILE, ACORSS TOWN-

barry-"hey, man, so did you ask her out?"

larry-"yeah, but she gave me the old y.a.n.g.b. goddamned stupid stuck-up little bitch."

barry-"sucks to be you, moron!!"

larry-"gee, thanks, asshole. with friends like you, who needs enemies?"

See just friends, stuck-up, dating, bitch, rejected, earpuller


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