Yank N Spank

What is Yank N Spank?

noun;

Refers to a session of masturbation

-Usually preceeded by the setting of said masturbation session

Jordan was bored during school, so he went for a bathroom yank n spank.

Jordan couldn't sleep, so he went for a 2 A.M. yank n spank.

Jordan was feeling far too aroused after reading the Vogue magazine, so he went for a Barnes and Noble yank n spank.

To kill time during the airplane ride, Jordan went for a 30,000 foot high yank n spank.

See masturbation, yank, spank, jerk, twerk

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