What is Yankee Fan?
1.
A person who dare not enter
2.
Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.
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The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.
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3.
any female who knows less about baseball than a donkey
Man: How many outs are there in an inning?
Female: Four.
Man: How many strikes to an out?
Female: Seven.
Man: How many innings in a game?
Female: Five.
Man: Team?
Female: I'm a YANKEE FAN!!
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4.
The only people in the world who will brag about events that happened 20+ years before they were born.
Yankee Fan: Who cares that we can't win even with all these huge free agent signings, 26 rings man! WOOHOO! Talk to me when you've won 20 more rings!! YEAH!!
Any other fan: Yeah... you must have been going crazy during those title runs in the 40s man...
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5.
THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA!! A TRUE YANKEE FAN KNOWS EVERYTHING!!
Look up these other words:
FRIENDS DON'T LET OTHER FRIENDS BECOME
BASTARD RAT SUX FANS...I MEAN BOSTON RED SOX FANS...JUST SAY NO!!
Look up other words to say no to:
DRUGS AND CHICKEN CHOKERSANDBOSTON RED SOX
