Yankees

What is Yankees?


1.

The most overpaid assholes in the MLB.

Their fans are also the biggest bandwagoning idiots EVER.

Fuck the Yankees

Yankees suck

See hello

2.

A term and nickname created by Southerners and Confederate Civil Warsoldiers for a person who is from the North (Midwest/Northeast). It was especially given to Union soldiers who fought in the American Civil War, usually having to go into into The South in order to engage the enemy in combat. The Union forces invading Southern territory and also incidents where a few groups of soldiers pillaged and destroyed property and people's lives resulted in making this nickname derogatory by some.

Northerners and Midwesterners get called "Yankees" a lot by many Southerners.

3.

Yankees Suck

It is a well known fact that the Yankees eat babies, rape young unwed mothers and are the number one cause of the decay of Western civilization.

4.

The most egotistical group of athletes to ever hit the major leagues. The Yankees suck not because the play badly, but because they are not a team they are a business.

A Yankee fan's contribution to baseball chat rooms is limited to "Red Sox suck" and "1918."

yanks-suck

5.

The most historic and awesome team in American history. The New York Yankees are far more than just a baseball team. They are an institution. Legends such as Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe Dimaggio, and Reggie Jackson were all Yankees. They have won the world Series 26 times.

Also known as the Bronx Bombers.

The New York Yankees are the ultimate sports franchise.

See yankees, nyc, bronx, ownage, babe ruth

6.

The most egotistical group of athletes to ever hit the major leagues. They are the first team to CHOKE on a 3 - 0 in the 2004 ALCS. They also suffered the biggest shut out in MLB history, losing 22-0 to Toronto. The Yankees Suck.

Who's your daddy now?

7.

The greatest professional sporting team in the history of the known world. Winner of 26 World Series championship and 39 American league pennants. Members include such legends as babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gherig, Joe DiMaggio, Roger Maris, Yogi Bera, Whitey Ford, Reggie Jackson, Don Mattingly, and Wade Boggs. Yankee Stadium, also known as “The House That Ruth Built" is situated in the Bronx in the greatest city in the world: New York. The Yankees' chief rival is the Boston Red Sox, whom after winning one championship in 86 years, have suddenly come under the delusion that they are a greater team than the Yankees. 1 in 86 is pathetic and no cause for boasting in such a sad city as Beantown.In short, G-d created the New York Yankees on the Sixth day at twilight.

NYY Fan: What's the greatest baseball team in the world?

Random Person: The <Insert Random Team Here>!

NYY Fan: Wrong, Fucktard! It's the New York Yankees.


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