Yaphi Edit Meaning

1.

the soccer trick technician

he dreams up his own tricks and makes them look easy...

...or at least that's what he wants to think about himself

in reality, he sucks!!

actually he really doesn't but i'm just mad cause he embarrased me so bad i couldn't show my face in public for three days

i'm gonna take out your legs!!

Poor, poor defender: oh no here comes ya... damn he's already gone

Unfortunate defender 2: haha i can take you

Yaphi: (grins and shakes his head)

Unfortunate defender 2: ahhh! ahhh! how the hell did you just do that??? where did you go?? come back here!!!!

Yaphi: (says nothing, but is heard laughing in the distance)