What is Yates?
1.
Coming from a High School professor in TN, a "Yates" is a man who can do lots and lots of odd-ball things, is way the f*ck too smart, and doesn't give a sh*t lick on a dog's dick about how he dresses/looks. AKA: A kick-ass dude.
Whoa... Stalin looks like Yates...
2.
The bro way to say yes
Bro # 1: Should I get a case of budweiser for later?
Bro # 2: Yates, Yates, Yates
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3.
1. Affirmative statement that does not necessarily give a specific answer to a question.
Q. Do you want Chipotle?
A. Yates.
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4.
V. the art of drowning in the bathtub
reference Andrea Yates, Texas
My boyfriend makes me so mad, I could yates him.
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5.
1 (noun) A place or person that tries to put up a brave front to convince everyone that all is fine, yet in reality it's all falling apart.
2 (Verb) To not pay a person a set wage, even though you've promised to do so in the past.
3. (Proper Noun) A Syndrome where one must find an apology from thin air for not having a specified item that everyone else takes for granted.
1. "This place is a real Yates's!"
"That person thinks he's all that, but really he's just a fucking Yates"
2. "Listen, bud, if you don't buck up your ideas, I'll Yates you!"
"Aww, man, I've been Yates again for the fifth time in a row!! When am I going to get paid???"
3. (After hearing the phrase in normal conversation "I'm sorry we have no mushy peas / carling / tetleys / fosters / working toilets" etc etc) "I'm saying these things without thinking or checking any more!! Oh my God! I must have 'Yates Syndrome'!!!"
6.
1. (verb)to puke, to throw up, to empty the contents of your stomach, to hurl
2. (noun)a person of extreme annoyance, bastardizing, and harrassment, and evil
3. (noun)a person of god like stature
1. awww man, that guy just yatesed all over the place. I'm going to yates all over you.
2. why do you have to be such a yates?
3. shiiiit, that kid is like the yates of writing.
7.
male/female? a severely mentally retarded, dumpster divin, acne riddled, greasy hair, toothless stripper, racoon loving, mangie ass, grandpa/dad type family, growth on nose, and black heads on snaggles.
Get your yates ass out of that dumpster!
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