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The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.
My girl ate my ceaser salad last ni..
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Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".
The next time B..
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Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
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vagina
put some knickers on P..