Yelpaging

What is Yelpaging?


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to spend hours perusing the yellow pages of a new town from a hotel room, just for pleasure

Although her husband desparately wanted to make love in their San Jose hotel room, she was busy reading the numerous entries for Mushrooms while yelpaging


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